Tuesday, January 10, 2012

TOP TEN REASONS YOU KNOW 2012 IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN GOOD

10. After much worry, you find out Snoop is still the D.O.DOUBLE.G


9. You have a new seeeester.


8. It began with the chargrilled from Acme.


7. Soon, you will have a new brother.


6. You're not missing a plane home from Rome.


5. You are exhausted after a week in sunny Florida.


4. You're pretty certain Rick Perry doesn't have a chance in hell.


3. Someone else's love makes your heart soften.


2. You have 365 days of this goodness to look forward to.


And the #1 reason you know 2012 is going to be better than good:

Bacon is back.

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