Me: What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?
Betty: A fireplace in my bedroom, a kitchen and a diamond ring.
Me: Well, he's sitting right there. Go tell him what you want.
Betty: Will you go tell him for me?
Me: Sure.
(later at home)
Betty: Was that really Santa?
Me (hesitation): Yes.
Betty: No it wasn't. He had on short sleeves under his suit.
Me: Why does that mean he's not Santa?
Betty: People who live in the North Pole DO NOT need short sleeves.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
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