PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

RC told me, "You're always giving the peace sign." Naaaaaaaaah........



PEACE!


Cowboys kick ass peace.


Pregnant at Homer's but peace anyway.


Double peace with my peeps in Galveston.


Peaces of ship.


D.peaCe.


Paz.


Peace, love, and money.

SURVIVALIST

Approximately 7:00 a.m.

Justin: I had the craziest dream last night and I remeber every bit of it.

Me: (low growl) What happened?

Justin: We had been attacked by terrorists at the Sunray Valero Plant and they called a town hall meeting. We were all sitting around trying to decide how to fight off the terrorists and what we were going to do. And I came up with this idea to make all of the women in Dumas go topless. That way if the terrorists looked at the topless ladies they would be sinning against Allah. And it worked Grace. It totally worked.