Tuesday, September 23, 2008

DAVID PAINE



David Blaine,

Unless you are going to showcase your ability to fly, time travel or dodge bullets, GIVE IT A REST. No one gives a crap if you can hang upside down for 60 hours over Central Park. Moreover, if your little trick involves a catheter PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep it on the D.L. I mean aren't you an illusionist? Do something cool and quit trying to kill you damnself.

Grace Calvert

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