Monday, August 30, 2010

MURDER WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE ME

Dear Snoop,

As I'm sure you know, I've had a crush on you for quite some time now. In fact it all started in 7th grade with Gin and Juice. But I have to tell you Snoop, you've lost that gangsta love and I think I'm over it. I completely winced when I heard you were guest starring on One Life to Live. And now? Katy Perry? California Gurls? I can't take it. What happened to all the drama in the LBC? What happened to Amerikaz Most Wanted and Hennessey? I'm pretty certain you've replaced the Coolwater cologne with something more Old Spiceish and it's unacceptable. I realize we all mature and grow and change but if you don't have the mad rhymes anymore, hang up the gold chain and call it a good run.

Whatever,
G

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