NORMAL CHAT BETWEEN MOMS? NOT REAL SURE.

RC: Going to workout @ 6:30 for weights class if you want to go.

Me: Ignore

RC: What the hell is up with my daughter?! She got naked in the backyard again and was peeing down the slide. Really????? That's real classy.

Me: HOLY CRAP. THAT'S HILARIOUS. Hmmmmm. She's just being comfortable in her own skin. I used to pee outside standing up like a boy all the time. Doubt that makes you feel better. ;)

RC: Well that gives me hope that she can still turn out good.

Me: I'm not working out by the way. CAUSE I SUCK AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BEER GUT.

RC: U Suck!

Me: LOL. I have to figure out a way to motivate myself. After driving roundtrip to Ama and a full day at the office, I have no desire to go.

RC: Took ac to Burger King. I asked her if I could have a french fry....she said yes...gave it to me and said, "you pig mommy. you oink!" Can you believe that? She called me a pig! :(

Me: OH LORD. I AM DYING LAUGHING. We could have little bumps on a log. Our apples don't fall far from their father's trees. ;) At least she's not calling her sippy cup cold beer.

RC: True! What's crazy is I have no idea where she learned it! At least you know who taught BB cold beer! See if I ever ask for a french fry ever again!

COWBOYS VS. PANTHERS MONDAY NIGHT 2009

Let me tell you what people! This was truly the best Monday night I've ever had. I've been to some professional sporting events i.e. Cowboys games, Texan games, Ranger games, Oriole games, etc. But this? This was over the top BAD ASSSSSSSSK! Jerry Jones is one smart dude and the Cowboys better step it up if they want to live up to the stadium that houses them.

Most importantly: THANK YOU REBECCA! You are one fine friend. Thanks for making my
29th birthday unforgettable. When you said good seats you meant IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS SEATS. When you said shopping at the Pro Shop you meant shopping at the UNDERGROUND COWBOYS MALL. And when you said celebrate your b-day Rebecca style you meant celebrate your b-day like you never have before. Thanks, girl! GO COWBOYS!