Charles Squirrel and Matilda Robin

You may not find this book on the shelves of Barnes & Noble but it's a good read or I'm a squirrel's uncle.

FAUX REAL

This week on Lost:

Juliette, the researcher kidnapped by the Others and brought to The Island via submarine, perfoms an ultrasound discovering that Sun is indeed pregnant with Jin's baby although he was previously diagnosed as infertile. "The normal male's sperm count is 60 to 80 million but it can multiply up to five times that on The Island," states Juliette.

Good one.

Five Easy Things You Can Do

At my favorite age of eight I became president and founder of the Spearman Chapter of Save the Earth Club. We wee folk attended city council meetings and insisted that Spearman, Texas, population 2,000, WISEN UP!!!! START RECYCLING!!!!! SAVE OUR EARTH!!!! Numerous local businesses were tagged with signs that read "ONLY ELEPHANTS SHOULD WEAR IVORY!!!!!" Needless to say I have always been an advocate of protecting our globe and its precious resources. So when I see this sign posted in my office today:

FIVE EASY THINGS YOU CAN DO

1. WALK, BIKE, OR TAKE MASS TRANSIT MORE OFTEN

2. RECYCLE MORE

3. ADJUST YOUR THERMOSTAT DOWN 2 DEGREES IN THE WINTER & UP 2 DEGREES IN THE SUMMER

4. USE LESS HOT WATER FOR WASHING CLOTHES & IN THE SHOWER

5. CONVERT TO COMPACT FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS-

I say, "Save the Earth Club is alive and kickin!!!"