O.K. so you're blonde and fair complected and blue eyed.....Here are some indicators that your blood runs Choctaw Squaw:
Your Halloween costume is not from the Costume Castle. It's a hand beaded buckskin given to you by your Choctaw great-grandmother complete with moccasins and a leather pouch to put your arrowheads in.
Similar leather pouch is tucked away in your hope chest with the remnants of your umbilical cord to ward off evil spirits.
Your mother has presented her tribal card at a casino in Durant, OK aka "The Res" with hopes of getting a discount at the roulette table.
Your grandmother's official real name is not Gina or Poppy or Mom. Her REAL name is Red Bird.
Your mom has been known to run very very fast circles in the rain in the dark in her undies.
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